wow.....WTF!!!!

So today Viper let me talk to a lady friend of his.... it didnt go as planned....
this MOFO can talk and she gave me her number after just meeting me wtf!!!




Magari (11:19:44 PM): HELLO X3
lIz311 (11:20:09 PM): Who you be?
Magari (11:20:58 PM): umm.... i be Magari!!! Do i have to answer your questions 3???
lIz311 (11:21:25 PM): Yep. IDK you...so yes.
Magari (11:21:58 PM): what be the question three???
lIz311 (11:22:25 PM): Who said I had a third question?
Magari (11:22:50 PM): it was a joke nvm
lIz311 (11:23:06 PM): Mkay.
Magari (11:23:29 PM): so how are you today X3
lIz311 (11:24:05 PM): Does it matter?
lIz311 (11:24:12 PM): Who are you?
Magari (11:24:22 PM): well yes i do like to make friends
Magari (11:24:31 PM): see thats 2
lIz311 (11:24:37 PM): Well, I don't know you..
Magari (11:24:42 PM): one more and thats 3
lIz311 (11:24:44 PM): so I can leave now. Later.
Magari (11:24:52 PM): you know viper right
Magari (11:25:29 PM): ....oh and here i thought you wanted the heart of the short prince...
lIz311 (11:25:59 PM): Hmmm?
Magari (11:26:29 PM): your a friend of viper right
lIz311 (11:26:34 PM): I know a few Viper.
Magari (11:26:47 PM): randommidgetdude
lIz311 (11:27:28 PM): Yeah. Viper and I are pretty cool.
Magari (11:27:46 PM): yea well im a friend of his...
Magari (11:27:58 PM): i got pretty bored and wanted to talk
lIz311 (11:28:01 PM): Oh. Hi.
Magari (11:28:12 PM): HELLO
lIz311 (11:28:14 PM): Sorry I was mean...I'm a bit peeved atm.
lIz311 (11:28:17 PM): Hiii.
Magari (11:28:22 PM): it's okay
lIz311 (11:28:26 PM): What did he tell you?
lIz311 (11:28:29 PM): That I said?
Magari (11:28:37 PM): nothing really
Magari (11:28:45 PM): just you to are friends
lIz311 (11:28:53 PM): He said that he passed on something that I said...
lIz311 (11:29:00 PM): Yeah, we are friends.
Magari (11:29:18 PM): maybe he meant your addy??
Magari (11:29:21 PM): X3
lIz311 (11:29:30 PM): RandomMidgetdude (11:26:42 PM): I was talking to a friend of mine, and I copy and pasted something you said.
Magari (11:29:58 PM): hmm. maybe he did i dont remember tho
Magari (11:30:17 PM): either way...
Magari (11:30:23 PM): HI im Magari
lIz311 (11:30:25 PM): Yeah.
lIz311 (11:30:29 PM): I'm LIz.
Magari (11:31:05 PM): how are you today??
lIz311 (11:31:17 PM): Honestly. eh.
lIz311 (11:31:20 PM): You?
Magari (11:31:56 PM): well i got my FFXIII today... so a little Stoked
lIz311 (11:32:08 PM): That's awesome.
Magari (11:32:28 PM): so why is your day eh
Magari (11:36:12 PM): HELLO??? you there
Magari (11:37:25 PM): Hello???
lIz311 (11:40:17 PM): Sorry dude, but I'm in a shit mood atm. I'll ttys.
Magari (11:40:27 PM): no
Magari (11:40:35 PM): i just made a new friend
Magari (11:40:44 PM): how about i cheer you up
lIz311 (11:41:17 PM): Yeah, but I really don't wanna talk to any one. Not to be mean, but I just can't....uhm...there's no one that can make me feel better...thanks.
Magari (11:41:40 PM): X(
Magari (11:41:46 PM): No fun
lIz311 (11:42:04 PM): Sorry.
Magari (11:42:10 PM): and to think i was going to offer to help you get viper....
Magari (11:42:33 PM): anywhooooo BYE!!!
lIz311 (11:42:58 PM): There's no way. He doesn't like me like at all.
Magari (11:43:27 PM): well...
Magari (11:43:35 PM): honestly???
lIz311 (11:43:43 PM): Yep.
Magari (11:44:06 PM): hun i was told that your kinda forceful...
lIz311 (11:44:17 PM): It was a mistake...BIG one.
lIz3111 (11:44:24 PM): I know, he told me this already.
Magari X (11:44:33 PM): well did you listen
lIz311 (11:44:47 PM): I still like him...and I can't help that...
Magari (11:44:57 PM): maybe it wouldnt have it gave him a little space
lIz311 (11:45:06 PM): I've given up though. I just want friends.
Magari (11:45:12 PM): aww everyone likes viPer
lIz311 (11:45:25 PM): Haha, I've liked him since I met him 4 years ago.
Magari (11:47:05 PM): well between us... maybe if you take things one step at a time and show it down find out what he likes in girls.. u'd have a shot
Magari (11:47:18 PM): im not saying not be you
lIz311 (11:47:28 PM): I don't have a shot. He's already expressed that I'm not his type.
lIz311 (11:47:33 PM): Are you in America??
MagariX (11:47:37 PM): but forcin it aint the way
Magari (11:47:51 PM): yes
Magari (11:47:54 PM): why
lIz311 (11:47:58 PM): I've given up, dude. My heart's so hurt.
lIz311 (11:48:09 PM): Gimme a call some time like 1ish EST.
lIz311 (11:48:17 PM): I have a lot of HW.
Magari (11:48:23 PM): a call?
Magari (11:48:30 PM): confused???
lIz311 (11:48:31 PM): ...but I never have a shot with him.
lIz311 (11:48:35 PM): mee a call*
Magari (11:48:43 PM): call you how??
lIz311 (11:48:53 PM): Nvmmmm.
Magari (11:49:18 PM): im saying i dont have your number so how would i???
lIz311 (11:49:35 PM): (***)***-****.
lIz311 (11:50:05 PM): He doesn't like me.
Magari (11:50:07 PM): um okay....
lIz311 (11:50:10 PM): I know this.
Magari (11:50:20 PM): if he doesnt someone else will okay
(god this bitch can talk!!!!!!!)
by now since i have to edit i gave up but keep watching ...
for this will be continued!!!!