Thursday, July 29, 2010

thinking back... current life news

okay....
A while back my friend Viper posted a letter on his facebook... and all that made me think of the times where i wanted to tell Kira how i still love her and the fun little dates we use to go on when she was still with her Ex Gf.... and it made me think.... if i would have just told her sooner.." Kira i still love you" i wouldnt be here now... i wouldnt be sick... i'd be next to her in our bed... i wouldnt be crippled and be able to drive her somewhere fancy for dinner... that what i had planned for Valentines day this year before all this...

but now i'm stuck alone during the week surviving off of weekend visits gamefly, saturday movie outings, and hanging with my brother and his wife... yea i said it wife... when all i have is anime and IM Facebook and texting to keep me social...

i do take the rare walk alone but idk if i should anymore... cuz i always want to sit by the river but there arent any benches and the ducks and geese are pretty hardcore...

onemanga is getting shut down which is a total ball smash... i swear the whole lot of japanese mangaka are bloody wankers.... in japan your manga cost about the price of a comic here in the states some one scans the translates them for us yankees to read and you get mad because your true fans dont want to want 6 months to a year to catch up... you lot are hobbknockers thats for true....

Doctor Who that comes on during the week started over with the 9th Doctor... tho not a major fan of Rose with the 10th she's not to annoying with the 9th.... and the Series starting the 11th just had it season final ep... so nothing like that to watch for awhile....

other than that i want to cut my leg off... and also im sleepy...

wait one more.... Song is a Swampdonkey

you Blokes
KEEP ON SWINGING

Friday, July 23, 2010

Dear Troll Letters....

so i'm on Facebook and i see this friend of mine and he has this status...


Dear Asian girl....
You've Completely ruined my best friend... so to you i will say this... your clit looks like a tiny penis, and your pussy looks like you can be pulled apart and used as wings to fly with cuz they're so weird looking....
i was traumatized by your sloppy vagina
EIN

AND I WAS SO WEAK! i could even get dressed....
so i go to check out the vids he posted that day.... come to find out he's been doing it all day that day and has decide to make it a series called Dear Troll

the one before that was for his Ex

Dear Ex
I'm sorry I hooked up with another girl not even 12 hours after we broke up... But the fact of the matter is you was a bitch and an embarrassment... I'm glad your happy now and everything is working out for you... But I'm also sorry those pics you sent me got leaked all over 4 chan...
Not really sorry at all
EIN
THIS IS A JOKE BUT I WOULD LIKE TO

funny thing is people actually went looking on 4chan on it and i called him and he said he wanted to but didnt he may but not right now..... says he has hundreds of them tho....

but the one that got him started was this one

Dear Noob...
I am Sorry for Killing you 4 times with a head shot... im also sorry for the fact that during all this i took frames and will post them online later along with your gamertag... but to make it up to you i will continue to skull fuck your body 2 sec after i killed you next
truely yours
EIN

not as funny as the other ones but still pretty good.... either way i'll keep you guys updated on the funniest ones and...
i guess i'll
KEEP ON SWINGING.....

Friday, July 9, 2010

SKIRTS IN JAPAN!!!! FACEBOOK SPREADS STDs!!!! WTF FB 911!!!!!!! AND RUROUNI KENSHIN LIVE ACTION MOVIE!!!!

okay now normally we all love Skirts. as a guy i dont plan on wearing one... so why bring it up???
In Japan the newest trend among men are SKIRTS. Yes i said it Skirts... story from Sankaku Complex
but the gist of the story in currently in japan Young Men Wear Skirts out in PUBLIC!!!! what the HELL!!! that is a young man in the image above but really why... your not Scottish, so cut that Gay shit out... well unless your gay then do whatever the hell you want. but to the straight guys in the Words of Kevin Hart "HEY THATS GAY CUT THAT OUT!!!"

Facebook spreads STDs-Sankaku Complex FB STD story
now in this story there is a claim that facebook being the networking site it is has started spreading syphilis... now i've read the story up and down... and the only thing i can think of is.... wow what dumbass sleeps around without getting tested or wearing protection!?!?!?
now the test results are only in england right now( we all know how freaky those britts can be X3) but basically the Teeside area had a major boost in Syphilis due to casual sex linked to facebook...
only thing i can say it.... Facebook didnt give you Syphilis that trashy girl or guy you decided to Fuck that semi warm British night gave it to you.... thats like Walking in to a pre-heated oven dick/clit first your just begging to be burned... now i can make jokes all day but the funniest thing i can do is Quote Facebook response 

“The assertion that Facebook is responsible for the transmission of syphilis is ridiculous. Facebook is no more responsible for STD transmission than newspapers responsible for bad vision.”
but thats not all they then proceed to say
“As Facebook’s more than 400 million users know, our website is not a place to meet people for casual sex – it’s a place for friends, family and co-workers to connect and share.
WOW Facebook is funny..
but they redeemed themselves with this

Facebook used as a way to Contact the Police Sankaku story link
 so a 10 and 12, became lost down a storm drain in the Australian city of Adelaide... i know sounds like a bad joke, but for some they get trapped in a storm drain with WORKING PHONES... WTF is this 24????
now i know when im trapped i update my facebook with my dying words... okay no more jokes...
so someone saw these and really called the police or 000(their version of 911) and the fire dept went to their rescue... now in the story there is no say of what the parents was doing... maybe they was out fighting demonic nazis or something i dont know but WTF could they have been doing that let 2 kids  play in storm drains... normally parents let kids play out in the streets not storm drains, and dont Australia has some of the world most dangerous creatures.... yea... um gonna leave that one alone...

okay last story lol

LIVE ACTION RUROUNI KENSHIN!!! Sankaku Complex story
now if your a fan of Anime or Manga hell even japanese culture in general you know Samurai X, HITOKIRI BATTOSAI Himura Kenshin... the Best Swordsman ever... well Animated anyway
and they already have an Actor!!! YES!!!! named Takeru Satoh.(image Right ====>)
 now personally the guy looks like Himura Kenji. Kenshin's son which is cool cuz the only difference between them is hair colour... with this in the works WHO WOULDNT SEE IT... i waited WEEKS to watch the live Action of DORORO X3

hmmm maybe they will start a new Rurouni Series... i can see it now Rurouni Kenji X3
or Rurouni Yahiko X3







Okay i gotta go Surf NINJAS is on...
So
KEEP ON SWINGING!!!!!!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

SWEET NEW ANIME!!!! HIGHSCHOOL OF THE DEAD




So this show is call HighSchool of the Dead.... and it is AWESOME... it's got BOOBIES, Zombies, Pantsu, blood splatered BOOBIES and PANCHIRA!!!!! and BOOBIES REALLY BIG BOOBIES and most of all ZOMBIES, and BOOBIES!!!!!!!
 the original trio

here is some picture and it you want to download it at Anime-Access to watch it or read the manga at 1000Manga...X3 ENJOY!!!

(big fan of Saeko.. Samurai Girls are SEXY!!!!)

Kill the Zombie Horde and
KEEP ON SWINGING!!!

Friday, July 2, 2010

Eclipse

Eclipse
WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!
(^∇^)
I mean it's no Harry Potter, but still it's great I say all of you go see it. I feel bad for the Tanner girl *SPOOLIER* but either way it is awesome and I'd give it a ***** stars X3. I won't say anything for the the ppl that haven't seen it tho....

Also new friend request!!!!
And his name is C. Spanner ( lol running out of false names X3 thank you hitman reborn!!!) and he's the little brother of Larissa which is cool. he's pretty awesome also a gamer... He plays WoW and some other MMOS. I like him and just like others his age he need guidance... Besides I like being like Uncle Iroh from the last AirBenders. HEHEHEH I'M WISE BEYOND MY YEARS!! GOD I'm old
(; ̄O ̄).....

KEEP ON SWINGING

Girls and their toes

Girls and their toes
Okay guys I'm at the movies again to see eclipse and since it's that time of the year girls are breaking out the flip flops and the sandals.
Now my thing is if you got jacked upped feet don't do not PLEASE DON'T WEAR SANDALS YOUR FEET AIN'T CUTE IT'S JUST NASTY AND IT SICKENS ME AND EVERY ONE THAT HAS TO SEE THEM!!!!!
(>人<;)
Now to the girls with cute toes that look good that are fine ass FUCK WITH THAT NICE ASS WITH THEM SWEET ASS TITTIES!!! I need you to call my friend Viper like NOW!!!
Speaking of Viper he and his ex Sharon are getting close again I swear Viper is J.D. and Sharon is Elliot from scrubs tho I get to be Turk and Kira Carla so it's all good....
Gonna go movie starting

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